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Why was Six afraid of Seven?

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The first thing I heard after waking up from the anesthesia was crying.

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My mute friend always send me funny and weird texts, just now I got a text that reads "help I'm having an earth attack and I'm in garden"

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You know what is scarier than a zombie who looks at you and says "Brains... Brains.."?

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I woke up to a phone call in the middle of the night and it was my wife saying she had locked herself out when she went for a walk.

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After Penny stumbled into the cactus, it wasn't the needles she had to worry about removing.

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If I had a nickel for every time I killed someone after they read this...

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I sipped my tea as I listened to Grandpa going on about the magical research nonsense his friends did at the senior citizen center.

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It’s been 24 days since I’ve been kidnapped.

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I'd only told one person, but soon, everyone knew my teacher had raped me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Why was Six afraid of Seven?	78
The first thing I heard after waking up from the anesthesia was crying.	78
My mute friend always send me funny and weird texts, just now I got a text that reads "help I'm having an earth attack and I'm in garden"	78
You know what is scarier than a zombie who looks at you and says "Brains... Brains.."?	78
I woke up to a phone call in the middle of the night and it was my wife saying she had locked herself out when she went for a walk.	78
After Penny stumbled into the cactus, it wasn't the needles she had to worry about removing.	78
If I had a nickel for every time I killed someone after they read this...	78
I sipped my tea as I listened to Grandpa going on about the magical research nonsense his friends did at the senior citizen center.	78
It’s been 24 days since I’ve been kidnapped.	78
I'd only told one person, but soon, everyone knew my teacher had raped me.	78